I’ve noticed lately that men with a small penis will try to overcompensate for their small penis and lack of endowment by buying showy bling.  I’m not talking about the type of rap music video bling like big gold chains and diamond encrusted rings.  I’m talking about truly expensive Swiss-made watches and techno bling such as the latest and most expensive smart phones or other gadgetry.   When men have a small penis, they seek to impress women with accessories that will distract women from their shortcomings.  They will adorn themselves with pricey items that will indicate they have expensive taste, that they are willing to spend money on the latest trendy items or that they have technological prowess.  Because with a small penis, what other prowess could a man possibly have?  Recently, I met a man at a night club who was showing me his very expensive watch.  When a man shows off his pricey watch, it immediately means he has a small penis.  But still, I was amused that he was trying so hard to impress me.  Another sign that a man has a small penis?  Trying so hard to impress a pretty girl.  His watch was even waterproof and had a diving function.  I asked him if he went scuba diving and he said emphatically, no!  Or course, this was another sign that he had a small penis.  Real men scuba dive, men with a small penis will just go out and buy an expensive scuba diver’s watch!

- Guest Writer Sara

I went to the waxing salon to get a Brazilian before traveling to Ibiza for a hot party week with my girlfriends.   I wanted to look ultra hot in my new string bikinis.  I noticed a poster in the waxing salon lobby featuring a price list for all hair removal services from Brazilians to Leg Waxing to Boy-zilians?  I had to ask one of the waxing girls what a Boy-zilian was, and she giggled and told me it’s a Brazilian for men and that the Boy-zilian was getting to be quite popular.  Now, I’m all for man-scaping, meaning for men to trim the icky tangle of hair down there.   And I guess waxing makes sense, since using a razor might be riskier re: inflicting nasty nicks and cuts to sensitive male parts.  However, the waxing girl told me while she was doing my Brazilian that the girls at the salon suspected male customers were getting boy-zilians to try to make their small penis look bigger!  Most girls know it’s one of the oldest small penis tricks for men to trim pubes to make a small penis look larger.  Well, at least the waxing girls knew what trickery these small penis customers were up to.  And the waxing girl told me the girls rip the wax off pretty brutally to “punish” the small penis losers and cause them some pain in ripping out the hairs from all those sensitive parts.  But oddly enough, the waxing salon girl reported, the small penis customers keep coming back to get their Boy-zilians touched up!   Perhaps they like the illusion that it makes their small penis look larger?

- Guest Writer Sara

I wasn’t shocked when I read the latest penis size survey results online, but I felt the definition of average needed to be qualified by women and not researchers.  For most men, the average sized penis is 5 ¾” inches.   I grimaced while picturing a 5 ¾” penis in my mind, as this size in my opinion would not be average, rather, this would be a small penis.  And a small penis size I would never let anywhere near my pussy.   Men are obsessed with measuring their penis sizes.  If you casually ask most men what their penis size is, they might try to regale you with:  oh it’s big, it’s huge, it’s this or that.   But then when you ask for the real measurement, the actual length, the truth is most men will add an inch or two to try to overcome penis size rejection from women.  Let’s face it, women do not want to have sex with a small penis or even an average penis.  I’m sure most women would reject a 5 ¾” penis for sex.  Now, let’s say a man with a 5 ¾” penis adds an extra 1 ¼” and bumps his penis size to 7”.  He thinks he’s more likely to get in bed with a girl with a seven incher than an average to small penis.    Do men who lie about their small penis size think that women can’t size up a small penis when they see it, erect of course, and as soon as they know they’ve been tricked, won’t go off on the small penis loser and bounce him out of the bedroom? 

- Guest Writer Sara